I got hungry this afternoon and the pile of cookies called my name. They were some of the tastiest fortune cookies I have had (which isn't saying much), so I have decided to heed their wisdom:
You will find your solution where you least expect it.
Awesome, that means I don't have to do anything to get my solution.
You will soon be receiving sound spoken advice. Listen!
Ah, could this be said solution? If so, I am now expecting it...but I still do not know "where" it will come from, so I think I'm still good.
Life is a series of choices. Today yours are good ones.
I choose to eat another cookie.
You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.
Aha! Success! Permission to use mind-altering substances granted!
As I am actually looking for direction in life, I hope that my faith in small slips of paper encased by second-rate baked goods is not misplaced.