Friday, August 27, 2010


I just witnessed a little girl learn to ride her first bike. It was adorable.

I was taking my dog for a walk. He peed like a gallon.

I beat my girlfriend with a chopstick. She was askin for it.

I wanted to say,'I abuse my girlfriend with a choptstick,' but I didn't mean it like that.

I guess what I'm trying to say is,

Happy Friday, everybody.

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Location:At home

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