Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Get Sleep...or DIE FROM ASS CANCER.

Get a good night's sleep, or die a horrible death.

In a ground-breaking new study published in the Feb. 15, 2011 issue of the journal Cancer, researchers from University Hospitals (UH) Case Medical Center and Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine, found that individuals who averaged less than six hours of sleep at night had an almost 50 percent increase in the risk of colorectal adenomas compared with individuals sleeping at least seven hours per night. Adenomas are a precursor to cancer tumors, and left untreated, they can turn malignant.

The next time someone bitches at me for being late to work, I'll just say "WHY DO YOU HATE MY COLON!?!?"

That should shut them up.

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