Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Gonorrhea Bacteria Infected with Human DNA

In a stunning twist of fate, scientists have discoverd that the gonorrhea bacteria is actually infected with a piece of human DNA. This might explain why the bacteria is exclusive to humans, as well as why it's so good at finding me at parties.

And so it seems, gonorrhea was just hanging out, not infecting anyones genitals, until we came along and inserted our filthy genetic code. From that day forth, gonorrhea waged war on our bathing suit areas, to the itchy, burning disappointment of dirty skanks everywhere.

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