Friday, April 8, 2011
Culture Reaches a New Low
One genius company has leapfrogged ahead of our cultural trainwreck to produce the Miley Cyrus sex doll. Words fail.
As if the Jersey Shore wasn't brutal enough, MTV plans to produce TWO Jersey Shore spinoffs. One will following Snooki and JWoww as they live their hopefully short lives, and the other will follow future musical icon Paully D as he works on his career as a DJ.
We had a good run folks, but humanity has run it's course. The devastating earthquakes around the world are just the Earth attempting to shake us off, to free up space for more deserving animals.