Monday, May 2, 2011
Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Jokes (from Twitter)
The ten best zingers from Twitter:
Well, clearly it takes a Muslim to catch a Muslim.
"I loosened it." -Bush
OMG!!! DRAW DICKS ON HIS FACE!!! LOL!!!
You know, I was just starting to like him.
Well, the one part of the Federal budget that won't be be cut is the "Motherfucking Night Warriors With Motherfucking Death Hands" part.
Throngs of citizens are celebrating outside The White House waiting for Obama and Michelle to kiss on the balcony.
4. @Ralphie May
I just wish they'd not announced his death, but rather made a bunch of "weekend at bernies" videos
Looking forward to Donald Trump's next press conference, when he'll demand to see Osama bin Laden's death certificate. #LongForm
Never celebrate after destroying a small enemy spaceship, ‘cause someone’s about to point off-screen and say “Oh. My. God.”
Obama: "Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?" *Drops mic, walks away.*