Monday, May 2, 2011

Top Ten Osama Bin Laden Jokes (from Twitter)


The ten best zingers from Twitter:


10. @barefootjim
Well, clearly it takes a Muslim to catch a Muslim.

9. @bobpowers1
"I loosened it." -Bush

8. @JennyJohnsonHi5
OMG!!! DRAW DICKS ON HIS FACE!!! LOL!!!

7. @anthonyjeselnik
You know, I was just starting to like him.

6. @JohnDeVore
Well, the one part of the Federal budget that won't be be cut is the "Motherfucking Night Warriors With Motherfucking Death Hands" part.

5. @kevin_nealon
Throngs of citizens are celebrating outside The White House waiting for Obama and Michelle to kiss on the balcony.

4. @Ralphie May
I just wish they'd not announced his death, but rather made a bunch of "weekend at bernies" videos

3. @DougBenson
Looking forward to Donald Trump's next press conference, when he'll demand to see Osama bin Laden's death certificate. #LongForm

2. @SethMacFarlane
Never celebrate after destroying a small enemy spaceship, ‘cause someone’s about to point off-screen and say “Oh. My. God.”

1. @TheThomason
Obama: "Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?" *Drops mic, walks away.*

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